WWE MEETS BREAKING NEWS
Darker Man in America
Clotheslined
Eric Garner style
2 on 1 handicap match
This is not pay per view
This is breaking news
Officer Howie tags officer Blane in
Man in
Is in submission
You can't sell main events like this on CDs
He's down
Point of the gun
Bang
Barrel is on his back
He's not tapping out
Subdued
Pin fall
hook of the legs
Bang
Bang
Bang
Ding ding ding
And the winner of this match
And still
Your world heavyweight champion for unjustified everything—
Can we get a replay of that takedown?
No?
Your body cameras fell off?
But this is the highlight of your lives—
CD man may have had mixtapes and DVDs
But
Blane and Howie
You Have a chip on your badges
Excessive force and rookie mistakes in 3 and 4 years on the force
And Think you are something to be reckoned with?
Get the report of a black man
Frightening passers-by with a firearm
Now by the looks of that slam
Boy
You must have been doing it out of lowkey fear
But maybe not...
I mean you didn't sound like it
Darker fella was on the hood
Then the ground
Darker fella is gone now
You should’ve asked darker fella if he had any DVDs on meditation
On conflict resolution skills
Training on how not to be the Darren Wilson Zimmerman or Stephen Rankin of this situation
If he's already pinned
Tasered into submission
You won the match
But now America has fallen into wrestlemania
A cage match where CNN commentates
On how black Twitter
Responds to the officers' victory
Paid leave and another body to
their name
A man has five children
Who now have a dead poppa to their names
You can wrestle a man to the ground and pin him down with slugs in his back and chest
But you can never wrestle the guilt from your memories
Because for as long as I can remember
Black corpse down has always been a main event