WWE MEETS BREAKING NEWS

Darker Man in America

Clotheslined

Eric Garner style

2 on 1 handicap match

This is not pay per view

This is breaking news

Officer Howie tags officer Blane in

Man in

Is in submission

You can't sell main events like this on CDs

He's down

Point of the gun

Bang

Barrel is on his back

He's not tapping out

Subdued

Pin fall

hook of the legs

Bang

Bang

Bang

Ding ding ding

And the winner of this match

And still

Your world heavyweight champion for unjustified everything—

Can we get a replay of that takedown?

No?

Your body cameras fell off?

 

But this is the highlight of your lives—

CD man may have had  mixtapes and DVDs

 

But

Blane and Howie

You Have a chip on your badges

 

 

Excessive force and rookie mistakes in 3 and 4 years on the force

 

And Think you are something to be reckoned with?

 

Get the report of a black man

 

 

Frightening passers-by with a firearm

Now by the looks of that slam

Boy

You must have been doing it out of lowkey fear

 

But maybe not...

 

I mean you didn't sound like it

Darker fella was on the hood

 

Then the ground

 

Darker fella is gone now

 

You should’ve asked darker fella if he had any DVDs on meditation

On conflict resolution skills

 

Training on how not to be the Darren Wilson Zimmerman or Stephen Rankin of this situation

If he's already pinned

Tasered into submission

You won the match

 

But now America has fallen into wrestlemania

 

A cage match where CNN commentates

 

On how black Twitter

Responds to the officers' victory

Paid leave and another body to

their name

 

 

A man has five children

Who now have a dead poppa to their names

 

You can wrestle a man to the ground and pin him down with slugs in his back and chest

 

But you can never wrestle the guilt from your memories

 

Because for as long as I can remember

 

Black corpse down has always been a main event